4. Motorcycle Dicks

One of the biggest challenges to the modern Chinese citizen is to avoid being hit by the many dicks that drive motorcycles. These douchebags ignore traffic signals, traffic rules, common sense, courtesy, and most of the other norms that most humans throughout the world adhere to. Often their bikes have bad mufflers, blow blue clouds of smoke, have bald tires, no headlights, and shrill horns. They ride the wrong way, on sidewalks, through parks, and pass buses on the right as people are exiting and entering. They are a favorite getaway vehicle for common thieves. My teaching assistant told me that her husband used to be concerned when he saw a motorcycle accident, but now he just laughs.